The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture

	Duration: 03:15 minutes Upload Time: 07-09-28 15:21:26 User: joeschoi :::: Favorites :::: Top Videos of Day
Description: "The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe. What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented! Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank you BelleFlower15!) "The Mom Song" Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepyhead Here's your clothes and your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now! Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair? Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare Get along! Don't make me come down there Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay? Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone! Get off the phone! Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table No more computer time tonight! Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three Get a job, get a life, get a PHD Get a dose of, "I don't care who started it! You're grounded until you're 36" Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too? If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before That you're too old to act this way It must be your father's DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straighter when you walk A place for everything and everything must be in place Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom Don't forget, I love you And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends You don't need the reason why Because, because, because, because I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!! Ta da!!!
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amyliveshere ::: Favorites Wow I have a 3 year old and teach school, I can totally relate :) 07-10-04 09:54:02 __________________________________________________
mebcharmed ::: Favorites I am not a mom yet..but i am a nanny for four kids..and i find myself already saying some of these things..halarious! 07-10-04 09:34:47 __________________________________________________
glasslipper74 ::: Favorites Oh my god! i laughed till i cried! 07-10-04 09:17:17 __________________________________________________
perfectlalala ::: Favorites :)) 07-10-04 09:07:41 __________________________________________________
mercyhurstchic ::: Favorites This is only funny to other mothers, not to single women without children like me. Whatever!!! This video is stupid. Only other mothers would think this is funny. 07-10-04 08:08:12 __________________________________________________
Radwar99 ::: Favorites I totally disagree mercyhurstchic, I'm a 33 year old man who doesn't have children and this cracked me up because I can remember my mom saying the same thing to me. That's how I can relate to it. Try opening your mind a little. 07-10-04 08:16:49 __________________________________________________
usmominuk ::: Favorites Thank you Radwar99, I am glad a man can appreciate this! It sounds like mercyhurstchic is a little bitter to have such a negative reaction with so many exclamation points. I thought this was bloody brilliant!! My son is only 18 months old, but I relate to it mostly because I remember my mom saying these things to me, too. It also gives me glimpse of my near future. whooppee! 07-10-04 08:30:10 __________________________________________________
ladystephania ::: Favorites Didn't someone say it to you when you were a kid? 07-10-04 08:36:41 __________________________________________________
whitepeopleonly ::: Favorites I loved it! 07-10-04 08:06:17 __________________________________________________
Ozzyroo ::: Favorites Very clever 07-10-04 07:00:51 __________________________________________________